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This thing has a good use of color and shade, as well as some neat composition. I really like the expression on this guy's face, a...

Because I can...!

Journal Entry: Thu Jun 11, 2009, 9:55 PM


WARNING: NOW WITH 50% MORE ALMONDS THAN BEFORE!

I took this from :iconblacklilly5150:.

1. WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME?
My name is *removed for security*.

2. WHAT'S THE MEANING OF YOUR DA NAME?
Staleknight - "stalemate" + "knight" <- back when I played chess regularly
Joseph - Euphony with Staleknight

3. HOW MANY HOURS DO YOU SPEND ON DA A DAY?
Once a day.

4. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?
Potbelly's. They have the freakin' Wreck! 8D

5. NAME THREE BANDS AT THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD.
ColdPlay
The Killers
The Megas

6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF PIE?
Punkin, man!

7. ARE YOU A MEMBER ON ANY OTHER SITES BESIDES DA? IF SO, WHERE?
Former member of CMD and CFC (before the leader of the former began bitching at me for my inflation art). Now currently a regular in the Middle Ground Kingdom.

8. DO YOU COSPLAY?
I made a CrashMan costume for Magfest '09. It fell apart the first day. :P

9. EVER BEEN ON T.V.?
Not really.

10. WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
A policeman.

11. NOW?
I'm gearing towards a degree in computer engineering, as well as possibly doing art and literature.

12. IF YOU WERE GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY, WHICH CHARACTER WOULD YOU KILL?
Motherf*cking Dora the Explorer annoys the shit out of me. She's #1 on my Wanted list.

13. BIRTHDAY?
01/29/90

14. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Anything with chocolate, cinnamon, or even caramel in it.

15. YOU ARE GIVEN A BRAND NEW CREDIT CARD, WHERE WOULD YOU MAX IT OUT?
I'd never max it out. Hell, I wouldn't even need a credit card for the majority of my life, except when I need credit.

16. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING THING PEOPLE ASK YOU?
"Are you retarded?" What the hell, man, I have autism, I have a right to be unique, or what you'd call "retarded". Gawd. DX

17. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Silver. And that is by a very close call.

18. WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
Anything I dream about, I put into a journal. Anything that pops into my mind, I put in a journal (or two, depending upon the feasibility thereof). Anything I witness, or know, or even taste, I put into a journal. You can imagine what I'm doing to preserve memories.

19. PIERCINGS?
Nope. Not even earrings.

20. TATTOOS?
None, even though I want one, since I can't decide which one I want.

21. PUT YOUR MUSIC PLAYER ON SHUFFLE. WHAT IS THE FIRST SONG AND WHAT DOES IT REMIND YOU OF?
Distance by Karsh Kale - Reminds me of my heritage; I'm Southern-Asian-American, and my parents came from India.

22. DO YOU WANT CHILDREN? IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN, DO YOU WANT MORE?
Oh Christ no! They annoy me so much.

23. CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS?
Confirmed bachelor.

24. WHEN WAS YOUR FIRST KISS?
Well there was this time I kissed a girl in my elementary school, and was punished for it.

25. HAVE YOU EVER DONE DRUGS?
What. No. Definitely not. Even though I run into secondhand smoke by accident. Just can't help it.

26. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE?
Even with my darkest thoughts, I've never been truly pressured to killing myself early. I only let Death come when I am ready.

27. WHAT'S YOUR CLIQUE? IF YOU'RE AN ADULT, WHAT WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE A TEEN?
I was one of the resident geniuses. I was also a bit of a slightly disturbed person.

28. TALENT/S?
Writing, drawing, surfing the net, some coding expertise, and I have once won second place in a foreign language literary contest sponsored by an esteemed society in said foreign language.

29. WHAT'S YOUR CELL PHONE RING TONE?
It's called Radiance. As in, one of the stock songs from my Motorola-AT&T phones.

30. DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF?
Sometimes. Thankfully not when I Skype.

31. HAVE ANY PHOBIAS?
Fear of children, heights, material loss, catastrophe, and possibly enemas. Oh god, the enemas. D8

32. ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT OR A REPUBLICAN?
I don't really care about either. I'm more of a moderate liberal.

33. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEOGAME?
Fave game I've actually played - SSB Brawl.
Fave game I saw an LP of - Tie between Mother 3 and God Hand.

34. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
I'd only go so far as Washington DC. I've had bad experiences overseas.

35. IF YOU WORK, WHAT'S YOUR JOB?
I'm unemplyed for the moment, but soon I shall have a job on campus!

I tag anyone who reads this. Yes, you lost The Game and now have to do what I did! Take that!

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Realize - Karsh Kale
  • Drinking: Diet Pepsi
Skin by =Thewinator (modified by =josephstaleknight)

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(Contents are almost exactly as stated above.)

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Virginia
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: M-L, perhaps very loose
  • Print preference: About the size of cards for now
  • Interests: Tarot, Wii, Shakespeare, Language, Literature, Body Inflation (NEW!)
  • Favourite movie: Rush Hour 3
  • Favourite band or musician: Coldplay/Killers
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative Rock
  • Favourite artist: Jackson Pollack/Salvador Dali
  • Favourite poet or writer: Shakespeare
  • Favourite photographer: Er...
  • Favourite style of art: Surrealism
  • Operating System: Windows Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Shell of choice: ---
  • Wallpaper of choice: ...I'm not sure anymore.
  • Skin of choice: Which?
  • Favourite game: Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Less than 2 months away!)
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Garfield
  • Personal Quote: I'm never done.
  • Tools of the Trade: Computer, pencil and paper, etc.

Comments


...... You know, I never fully believed it until now.

I don't think I'll explain that.

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~ Filler ~
Thank you for the watch!

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"If everything were simple, we'd never know who we are." -from The Swan Arm, by MBryn [link]
You're welcome. I got the message at your old account, BTW.

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Joseph Staleknight
Page updates whenever.
I figured as much. Thank you for listening and watching me here, though! It means a lot to me!

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"If everything were simple, we'd never know who we are." -from The Swan Arm, by MBryn [link]
Now this is just nuts.

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Galaday, a place where the girls run free...
I know!

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Joseph Staleknight
Page updates whenever.
Wow :omg:....thanks for faving all of my Fractal Tarot deck *all that is done anyway* in one fell swoop...you are amazing... :w00t:

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Those who say don't know; those who know don't say.
thank you for the :+fav:^-^

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